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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"
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"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"
"My spirit animal died of neglect."
"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."
"Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."