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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!"

"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."

"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."

"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."

"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"Teacher : Tommy put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why Miss I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !"