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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c."

"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"An Irishman walked out of a bar"

"Say ""Rise up lights"" in your normal speaking voice. . . You just said ""Razor blades"" with an Australian accent."

"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"

"Did you hear about the zoo with only one dog? It was a shit zoo"

"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."