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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walked out of a bar"

"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"

"ME: I have so many questions SOOTHSAYER: forsooth ME: Exactly lol S: SOOTH ME: Yeah so- S: Sooth? ME: You only say sooth eh S: *nods* sooth"

"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."

"U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good"

"I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful. Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""

"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."