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Joke of the Day
"My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets."
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"Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he was married"
"And as they were eating, Jesus took content and linked to it, giving it to his disciples, and said, 'Take, eat; this is my brand'"
"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"
"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."
"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."
"A note to the mods "
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"