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"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."
"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"
"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."
"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"
"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"
"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."
"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""