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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
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"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly. Because she obviously doesn't listen."
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."
"I heard dogs like to play with balls ...so I decided to get out the peanut butter"
"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"
"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"
"It's illegal to tie your children to things but you can basically do the same by buying them a phone with a short charger and a bad battery."
"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."
"So quick to claim someone on your taxes yet so slow to make them a snack."