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Joke of the Day

"It's illegal to tie your children to things but you can basically do the same by buying them a phone with a short charger and a bad battery."

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."

"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."

"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"

"My body is like a Greek statue. Even if the staff at the museum don't think so."

"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."