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Joke of the Day

"Hey, maybe one time we could make a sitcom where the husband is out of the wife's league and the wife says stupid shit all the time."

"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"

"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"

"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat."

"What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookhetti"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."

"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."

"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"

"Everytime someone cuts me off in traffic, an angel gets its wings Because I'm going to kill a motherfucker."