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Joke of the Day

"What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"

"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"

"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"

"All of the black guys cotton clothes are hand picked ."

"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"

"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."

"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."

"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"