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Joke of the Day

"If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever."

"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."

"Most Offensive Joke Ever People say that there's safety in numbers. Yeah? Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"

"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"