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Joke of the Day

"If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever."

"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."

"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."

"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."

"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."

"What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team? The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."

"Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes."

"Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn?"

"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."