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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."
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"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."
"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"The thing about.... What's the hardest thing about being a being a pedophile nowadays? Too many damn sexy 9 year olds."
"What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I'm sorry"
"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"
"Two muffins are in a oven... the first muffin says, ""damn it's hot in here."", the second one says, ""holy crap a talking muffin!"""
"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"