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Joke of the Day

"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"

"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."

"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."

"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"

"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."

"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."

"The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre... The bartender gave it to her."

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !"

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."