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Joke of the Day
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
"Question: what is your best comeback to being called a motherf****r? examples: yes I did fuck your mom. Tell her hi. Tell her thanks for the crabs. Tell her I want the money she owes me."
"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."
"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."
"Perfect Joke: Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was assaulted."
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
"What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave? Everyone started partying like it was $19.99."
"What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."