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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"
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"I like my money like I like my women... Under the table."
"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."
"Why are Women and Children evacuated first in a Disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."
"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."
"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"
"My dad ""Girls are the devil, always remember that son"" says my married father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife"
"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"