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Joke of the Day
"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"
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"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"
"What do mathematicians read for fun? conics"
"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""
"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""
"IT: You deleted the OS? Me: I think so. IT: It didn't warn you? Me: Yeah, but it only kinda warned me. What's with the inquisition bro?"
"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."
"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"
"Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"