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Joke of the Day
"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."
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"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? *The ultrasound guy.* Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's off? *The hip replacement guy.*"
"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."
"What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken!"
"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""
"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""
"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"
"Kill him, he's different! -History"