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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"

"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."

"Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it."

"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"

"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"I know how the Force Awakens ends! Credits."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."

"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."