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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
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"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
"Why was the transvestite always angry? cross-dressing"
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"What's the difference between a bull and a band?"
"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"
"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"
"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"
"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."