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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
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"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma"
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"
"What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion? Constructive Critter Schism"
"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"
"What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."
"What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor? A dude farting cum on your floor."
"I really like the Manhattan Project It's the bomb."