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Joke of the Day

"[plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet* [magician] it was like that when I bought the house"

"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."

"What happens to crude people? Crucified."

"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"

"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."

"A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed."

"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"

"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."

"Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan ""Once you go black, you don't go back."""

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."