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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"
Next Joke
"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."
"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."
"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."
"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."
"Turtle to turtle: ""Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"""
"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"I caught my wife in bed with a banana last night... She was masticating."