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Joke of the Day

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs I'll be in my lab."

"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."

"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"its 2013 fellas, if youre saying anything other than ""punch out a grumpy"" to describe taking a crap youre a dinosaur"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"Do you know why the self driving car crashed? It had a bad driver."

"Dear fork, I just wanted to inform you that you have a son. His name is Spork. Love always, Spoon PS: he has your hair."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"