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Joke of the Day

"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?"

"Don't masturbate with Crisco. It's shortening."

"post and comment hey nice jokes"