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Joke of the Day
"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."
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"Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway."
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."
"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Toe-Knee"
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"Guns don't kill people Bullets do"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"