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"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""
"[Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* ""Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street"" *Hipsters clear*"
"My girlfriend tried to tell me an abuse joke But I beat her to the punch"
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."
"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"