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"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"Me: Which cup do you want? 2-year-old: That one! Me: Let's pick a different one. 2-year-old: No! *drinks milk from a shot glass*"
"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."
"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."
"My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I'd go to hell for."
"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."
"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"
"I like to scream ""YOURE MAKING A SCENE!"" Whenever someone asks me for directions."
"The Fine Bros. Get it?"