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Joke of the Day

"A hipster walks into a bar... ...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don't serve hipsters... ironically."

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no nose, and no ears? Still no ideer."

"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"

"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."

"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"

"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."

"You know when you lie, things can get out of hand very quickly....... For example I heard about a girl who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant and now there is an entire religion."

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"

"An old man cheats on his wife The wife asks: ""Why? What does she have that I don't?"" Her Husband answers: ""Parkinson's""."