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Joke of the Day
"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"
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"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."
"You know how to spell ""Canada"" right? ""C - Eh - N - Eh - D - Eh"""
"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "
"One plus of being a fast walker is that when I'm forced to walk slowly with another person, I can pretend I'm on the moon"
"Yo mamma so dumb..... That she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."
"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."
"I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard"
"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."