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Joke of the Day
"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."
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"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."
"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."
"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."
"Did you hear about the water thief-turned-photographer? Apparently he was a great pitcher-taker. (Credit goes to my husband.)"
"Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black."
"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."