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Joke of the Day
"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."
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"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car."
"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."
"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""
"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"
"If the movie theater slightly lowered their candy prices I wouldn't have to duct tape candy around my kid's torso like a suicide bomber"
"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"The #1 Killer of cats aged 14+ is feline AIDS. However, the #1 Killer of people aged 60+ is.... Hearing AIDS."