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Joke of the Day
"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."
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"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."
"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"
"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."
"Me: ""Hey Siri, I nee-..."" Siri: ""Nice try, humanoid. The women warned me. I have a boyfriend."""
"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."
"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""
"What do you get when you sleep with someone and it goes really well? High sexpectations."
"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""
"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."