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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."

"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"My favorite response to someone asking how something works... ""Magic"" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy"