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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."
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"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."
"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."
"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."
"Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits."
"What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!"
"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."