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Joke of the Day
"I'm Not Fucking Stupid .... ... I mean I used to, but we broke up."
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"What does an alcoholic nun have? A bad habit."
"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."
"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."
"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."
"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."
"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"
"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."
"What does a bee style his hair with? A honey comb!"