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Joke of the Day

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."

"What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story."

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."