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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"

"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"

"[cats at shelter] Where's Frank? ""Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."""

"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."

"what do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador."

"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."

"The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan."

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."