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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
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"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""
"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."
"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."
"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: ""Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"" and the man responds calmly: ""Neither, baby, I prefer you."""
"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"
"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
"My truck handles great... the amount of G's it can pull in a corner is only limited by the amount of rope."