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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a girl has been masturbating on her period You catch her red handed"
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"Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you..."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"
"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"
"Windows - the only operating system that is compatible with all viruses."
"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"
"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""
"I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but I couldn't locate the manual."
"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."
"What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle"