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Joke of the Day
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"
Next Joke
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""
"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."
"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough."
"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."
"What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping? A clean sheet."
"ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong"
"What happened to the chicken who crossed the road.. Got hit by a bus."