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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."
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"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"
"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."
"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."
"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"