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"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."
"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"
"What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster."
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."
"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"
"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""
"Chuck Norris Joke Chuck Norris tells Preston about settlements that need help."