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Joke of the Day
"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."
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"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"
"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"
"Changing a light. How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to drive the pink caddy and the other to change the light."
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)"
"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."
"My favorite joke is about music... It's a well composed joke."
"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"