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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
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"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."
"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"Our carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping and waking me up from my nap."
"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying, ""No hard feelings"""
"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""
"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"
"I bet cats think people wish they were cats."