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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Artist in a Dark Alley? Sketchy"
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"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"
"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"
"Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?"
"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike."
"WHAT ARE THOSE?! Thanks, how did you know?"
"Batman's identity revealed Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday when he didn't show up at church..."
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"
"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."