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Joke of the Day
"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."
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"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."
"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"
"I have a confession about my time at the movies recently... Okay, fine. I'll admit it: I'm bad. I take women to The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and I never Gollum back."
"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."