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Joke of the Day
"Friend - You smell nice, what's that perfume you're wearing? Me - Fear and fabric softener."
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"Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night. One was a salted."
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."
"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"
"I don't understand why ISIS is such a big deal. All we have to do is parachute in Chuck Norris, and within a month they will all be dead... It can't be done faster since he fights with his bare hands."
"My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea."
"I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me"