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Joke of the Day

"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."

"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"If I was a magician I'd ask someone in the audience for a $20 bill and then just run away. You could prob make like $40 doing that."

"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""

"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"

"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"

"YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I SAID ""WHAT YAR DOING "" SHE SAID ""MOVING"" !!!"

"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"