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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"
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"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"
"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."
"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."
"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."
"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"
"Invention: When your heart stops beating, your smartphone and laptop instantaneously explode. PATENT PENDING!!"
"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"
"What is a gathering of octopus called? Octoposse"
"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."