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Joke of the Day

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"I don't research Nihilism anymore. What's the point?"

"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture only takes one nail to hang up."

"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."

"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."

"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."