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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""

"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"

"Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me."

"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"

"I like my sex like I like my math Discrete"

"Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash"

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"The inventor of the salad spinner would be spinning in his grave if he would have been buried in a salad spinner."