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Joke of the Day

"YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I SAID ""WHAT YAR DOING "" SHE SAID ""MOVING"" !!!"

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava But only once"

"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"

"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."

"What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match? Fire Quackers"

"Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car."

"If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems."