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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"
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"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"
"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."
"My Favorite Joke :) What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ... ""Its gonna take me awhile to hard 'cause I just got laid by a chicken!"""
"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"Saw a girl with three lip-ring piercings on the subway this morning. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."
"I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend ""because I'm such a pretty girl"". I'm a psycho, grandma."