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Joke of the Day
"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."
"Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare."
"Water parks in California are now just regular parks"
"Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along."
"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."
"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."
"My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account"
"I ran into my ex today. Long story short, my car is totaled."
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."